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...what I heard from my Mechanic

 May 2009                                  Southern California

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Charlie’s tires

 12345   – Woodland Hls

I need someone to come in here and bring me up to code by the 1st of June or I’m outta business.  Who writes these codes?

chatsworth mechanic

 12345  t Woodland Hls

I ‘m not worried about stocks – I put all my money in silver and gold….it’s in my mouth!

john’s auto

12345  t Woodland Hls

We have an “A” rated shop.  Been here 25 years.  My kids went to school nearby.  I’ve seen bad times before.  If you lost your job come down here – give me your resume – I have a place to post your info.

Alpha Repair   123-4567  

12345 Saticoy St - Winnetka

All those people with suits in DC need to rethink comin’ home unless they can explain why  we are printing so much money to bail out Wall Street when Main Street is still hurting. 

canoga pk transmission

12345 Saticoy St Woodland Hls

My favorite rib place closed up.  The two guys he hired were stealing the meat out of the freezer... and now he can no longer keep the place open.  Seems upside down.       

 

peppy tune up   

12345  Way Woodland Hills

So if California is broke – why are  some of the elite in Sacramento not taking a 10% pay cut.  I want my money’s worth.  They don’t seem to be worth 100%!     

american auto repair 

12345 Saticoy St Woodland Hls

The city fired 9,000 employees in the school district.  Hope none were teachers and all were administrators.  I see teachers in here all the time, with so much non teaching paperwork it isn’t funny. If you’re a teacher come in with proof and your lube will be $5.00.

julie’s repair shop 

12345 Saticoy St, Woodland Hls

I saw three guys repairing the same street they dug up last year.  When will the city every learn to not keep digging up the same street. It hurts my business every time. 

mike the mechanic

 12345 Saticoy St Calabasas

You know why these kids are killing each other?  It’s the fancy places they go to get their cars detailed.  What’s wrong with washing it yourself.  Or talking to someone who works for a living about your problems?  Come to my place and you won’t be getting into trouble. Saturday $7.95   oil change for  teenagers MAY ’09 ONLY 1 per customer.

 

george’s vintage auto’s

12345   - Tarzana

These old mortgage banker VIP's - they tried to start up similar business doing the same stuff again.. but it's not working!  I feel bad for the young guys. Come to my shop if you need a place to park yourself and cell phone. I have a nice shady spot out back you can call from during the day..

bill’s custom trim  

12345 Saticoy St Woodland Hls

We have 6 comfortable chairs  There are three of us here:  Jim – Jack – Greg.  Charlie comes in on Wednesday’s  We aim to please.  The TV is on but the volume can be turned down.  We have the best coffee in town – cause we make and drink it ourselves. – it’s not a fancy mix but everyone asks to fill their cup ..one for the road.  Some customers bring us cookies too! We’re next door to the donut store, and Tina’s Café!

 

only oil and lube  

12345 Saticoy St Woodland Hls

I saw Tyler Perry’s new movie – kinda funny but it’s too close to home.  We talk about movies here, talk about the news – got CNN on the TV.  I think talkin’ is good helps you not feel so alone.  Tuesday’s we have a $2.00 a minute lube – come in and try us!

 

 

foreign repair   

12345 Saticoy St Woodland Hls

Since when does it make sense to give money to businesses who spent it all and didn’t hire good executives?   Or to banks who sold their over extended loans two and three times. Seems like a small group of people are stacking the deck against American taxpayers.

   

 

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